How did you become a prisoner? (page 1/3)

I was wondering about you, fellow prisoners, what did you do to end up here as a mining prisoner of ESCorp?

my story goes back a month or 2 ago, when I was wandering around in a mini city located in germany.

I came in big trouble with the German maffia and had to pay them alot of money to get out of debts. As I couldn't gather 6 million in just two weeks, I planned a robbery on Earth's Interstellar Bank. Just when I was about to get my way outside, an ESCorp police brigade was waiting for me and counted me in. I failed.

I had gotten the option to spent the rest of my life in prison or become a miner of ESCorp in the karbonis sector. So here I am.

So what about you?


(For real: my eye caught the alphabounce banner, I thought 'ah who cares, let's try' ... and I became an addict )

I stole a gummybear from the boss.

I shot a man. In self-defense. Yes, it's related to how I got this scar on my face.

The court didn't accept my plea, so here I am, on "murder".

I farted in an elevator and 5 people died because they couldn’t handle the smell…

So here I am too

I used to be president of the American Nuclear Society, until the government discovered that we were testing nuclear weapons of the coast of Mexico. When I got the chance to choose my name, I chose ANS1 in memory of the Society.

I didn't do very well with some authoritative people.

And I still don't.


(For real: my eye caught the alphabounce banner, I thought 'ah who cares, let's try' ... and I became an addict )(Isn't that the way it always ends up with games like these? Ph33r the 4d bannerz, for your mind is crunchy and goes well with ketchup. )

--Tuan

i hit the register button, then registered... I guess escorp doesn't like alphabounce players...

My story? Well... you know that label on the mattress that says, "Do not remove"? I'm such a rebel, I got out my knife... and CUT IT RIGHT OFF.

Next thing I know, here I am in an envelope with my tag-less mattress. Crowded, yet comfy.

Was that a reference to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, by any chance?

Lol seems like some of you are far more dangerous than me... the fart of death... abuse and ignorance of the mattress rights... ya'll belong to top level criminality

(Isn't that the way it always ends up with games like these? Ph33r the 4d bannerz, for your mind is crunchy and goes well with ketchup. )Haha I don't know, perhaps you got addicted by a 'friend'?

I walked on the grass.